Pomade
Two hair products sat in a wooden drawer,
And sorry I could not use both,
Being the pwny that I am, I stood to stare,
And tried to convince myself as much as I could,
To use the one without the play-er
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was greasy and wanted hair,
Though it did have an orange lid there,
Was not even remotely the same
I shall be telling this with a sigh,
Today and so forth hence,
Two hair products sat in a wooden drawer,
I took the one made from petrolleum,
And that has made all the difference
(I'm out of my regular hair gel so I tried this out today. I've had it for 6+ years and only use it when desperate. Ha!)
wow.. did you get the afro when you used it? Because if you did I would totally want some.
I am more of a American Crew "Fiber" kinda guy. it gives me the awesome-ness without the razor sharp edges.hahaha.
Maybe you should be a "Dapper Dan Man"!
nice haiku...I want to see how this pomade looks, are you planning on sporting it at church tonight?
Never heard of the stuff.Looks like a antique.Does it work? Im amazed the shelf life would allow it to be good.Guess if it "stands" up its worth using.Did it have a smell?I hope your hair does not fall out from using it.
I'm a fop man myself.