Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Fart

I'm an analytical type of person. Know how I know? Because I noticed that the entertainment industry as a whole finds farting funny. Quite frankly, I do too (if the timing is right). Now I know some of you are probably uncomfortable with that word. That's okay. Just close my blog and throw rotten tomatoes at your screen.

It never fails. You turn on the T.V. or pop in a DVD, and the next thing you hear is brrrrnnnnt. Movie makers and directors alike have discovered that it's funny. But if you go out in public and rip one, there is dead silence. Why is that?

Just wait for the next generation type of television. I heard there's going to be smelevision.

3 comments:

knitter said...

I also think a fart is funny if the timing is right. But in addition to that, I think a funny is hilarious when the timing is entirely inapproriate. There is a fellow officer at work who farts over the radio. I've been talking to citizens and farts have come blaring over my microphone. Talk about inappropriate. But, I never laughed so hard.

nicole sister of jake said...

number one, i love ben's comment. that's hilarious... number two, i love how your post before this one is saying you write to inform your peeps in minnesota on what's going on in your life... well, thank you jacob andrew for informing us on your thoughts of farting. it really makes the miles between seem like 5 not 500. i hope mom comments and says something like girls don't fart. ha ha ha... i'm commenting on this from my phone so sorry if it's wack. later videographer jakey!

Jordan said...

I don't know about that...if I hear someone rip one in public I just simply can't contain myself. I guess that makes me inappropriate. haha