Because of Mom...
1. I exist
2. I have a dry sense of humor
3. I do not make fun of people
4. I can only pretend to sing and dance
5. I know how to treat a lady like a lady
6. I go potty sitting down so it doesn't splash on the walls
And finally, because of Mom...
7. Every one of my blog posts has at least 1 comment.
Thanks Mom for bringing me into this world and commenting on every single one of my blog posts. I love you so much.
9 comments:
hahhahaha i LOVE it. I was waiting for the last one... it is so true. I love our mom too! She is the best. and I am glad you go potty sitting down as well :)
My mom made me pee sitting down too. That must be a sign of a good mother.
Jake you are very kind with your comments.Your scaring me with the picture,who is that? Jake you make ME a very proud mother Im honored your my son.I love you very much!!!(Probably don't tell the more private stuff):)love ya.
P.S. I look forward to reading your blog especially since your 11 hours away:)love ya
sitting down? Really??
Yes, really. If you go standing up, it sprinkles and splashes...
Just ask any guy who has ever gone standing up while wearing flip flops.
oh my . . . . .
maybe you make circles or something in the toilet but i never get the splash on my bare feet.
I think you're in denial. That, or your bare feet are numb.
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