Law Enforcement Chum
So my good friend Ben emails me the other day stating that my Minnesota DL is suspended. I just have one question:
How many of you can say that you have a friend who looks out for you like that?
Ben, when can I ride-along and help you write tickets? I want to give someone their rights. Back when I got arrested 6 years ago, an officer gave me my rights and I didn't like it.
Now, about the DL... who needs a MN DL when you have a good ol' Arky license?

We need to sit down and have us a talk about that prior arrest son.
You can write tickets with me anytime, just say the word. I won't let you drive the car though until you get that DL fixed.
Way to go Ben! You look quite nice in that there uniform!
glad to see you moved up to a real drivers license